One gets over a watch. You never get over a loved one.Ziva
That sex offender website makes it damn hard to meet chics!John Stevens
I appreciate that, Tony, but don't try to compete with my Schmeil.Ziva
Male friends only want to sleep with you. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally.Tony
No name, but Marge Simpson was a regular.DiNozzo
Agent Gibbs, you are one bad-ass!Captain Wescott
Hey, the Opera is one of the big three!McGee
Gibbs: I'm on the other side now. I tried to catch Wescott, he wouldn't let me.
Ducky: No, you can't Gibbs, but you can call him.
I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.Captain Wescott
We don't have to grow up all at once, and we are who we are. But there is such a thing as balance and it can be achieved while being true to our own nature.Ziva
Tony: It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Ziva: Why would anyone out a needle in a sack of hay anyways?
Tony: In fact, I was champion of my Baltimore precinct in the late '90s.
Ziva: (laughing) 'Late '90s?' That makes you sound...
Tony: What, old?! Don't say old!
Ziva: I didn't say it, you did.