NCIS
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Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.
Walt Osorio
Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!
I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!
Jimmy
The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.
Torres
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!
Gibbs
Future’s coming with or without you. Might as well *be* there.
Jimmy
Ryan: So, you’re an actual doctor?
Jimmy: Yeah. And nobody at work knows!
Ryan Smith: What is this, self-help karaoke?
Jimmy: Honestly, I’ve got a million of these. I can do this all night long!
We all gonna fit on the ledge and hold hands? You wanna help Palmer, do your jobs!
Gibbs
With that very healthy sense of self-preservation, I’m gonna ask you to stay alive so that we can both die like heroes a very long time from now when we’re old and gray, alright?
Jimmy
Ducky: Forgive me, Mr. Palmer, but I can’t resist the urge to give you one of my all-time favorite pieces of advice: “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
Quinn: Do you believe in miracles?
Gibbs: No.
Quinn: Do you believe in Abby?
Gibbs: With all my heart!
