Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

Winston

I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.

Nick

I feel like the moment passed, right?

Reagan

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

Winston

Jury duty was quite simply the tops.

Jess

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Winston

Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?

Nick

It's not gonna end well for these two.

Nick

Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

New Girl Quotes

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick