You dance like you're trying to escape villagers.

George [to Jim]

You're stopping a felony and I'm committing once. Remember when we used to have movie night?

Stephanie

You're 16; you're supposed to be thinking about clothes, and school and boys, God help me.

Jim [to Daphne]

I love you for the beauty you see in ordinary things.

Jim [to Stephanie]

George: I'm just trying to protect your identity. If enough people say they got busted by Mr. Clean it's just a matter...
Jim: Okay. I'm bald. I get it.

Who's it going to hurt if you let this one slide? The crack-head community?

George

Every Batman needs his Robin.

George

JJ: I want to try out for football.
Coach: JJ, you're a sweet kid and all, but you're the size of my daughter.

Then how do you explain that life-sized game of Jenga our son just played?

Stephanie

Daphne: But Mr. Robins is her teacher!
Megan: In more ways than one, I guess.

Just because you've decided to clean up the city doesn't make crime fighting a family business.

Stephanie

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne