Popular No Ordinary Family Quotes
I just wanted a job, not an after-school special.
Daphne
That feeling that you're having now, that's the reason I didn't tell my parents my secret. If I have special powers, I'm not special because of me anymore, I'm just a kid with a mutated gene, you know?
JJ
Katie: I got the urine results back.
JJ: I know; everything came back normal.
Katie: JJ, you're pregnant.
She must be really powerful because you're supposed to be stronger than a train.
George
JJ: I just want to let you know that your daughter tried to read the thoughts of a stray dog today.
Daphne: I just thought I could help him find his way home!
JJ, looks like you and our Pekingese use the same barber.
Allen
He never gave me permission to marry you. If that's not showing his cards, I don't know what is.
Jim
Jim: Perfect timing, George. Steph's parents showed up last night.
George: You mean satan's branch of the AARP?
Jim: That would be them.
Katie: It is an honor to meet you. After all, your womb was the gestation point for scientific greatness.
Stephanie: What a lovely, awkward compliment.
Like I always say, you make a mistake you have to live with the consequences. That's what I told Stephanie the day I walked her down the aisle.
Allen
Oh! You just made me feel all girly inside.
George [to Jim]
I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.
Daphne
