Once I get down from here I'm gonna find me some superpowers and whoop Jim's ass.

George

It's like he's had a personality transplant. Now he's happy?

Allen

I'm practicing my stunned expression as we speak.

George

OK, work might not be the only reason I'm single.

Katie

Daphne: Are we going to skiing?
Jim: No, I'm just looking for my knit cap, for my head, that gets cold sometimes.

George: The cops found spare bullets all over the place and I was like, "Yeah, that would be my boy Jim."
Jim: So you're not mad at me?

Daphne: I need you to upload these to your brain.
JJ: One, I'm busy and two, I'm not a computer.
Daphne: Actually you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can mentor it to me.
JJ: Why?
Daphne: So I can impress a guy.
JJ: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.

I'm not a radio transmitter and you keep treating me like technical equipment.

JJ

Legally speaking, you are in deep doo-doo.

George

You can only hold the information you process for about six hours. So basically, you're like A Beautiful Mind meets Momento.

Katie

JJ: She's helping me with an interest in science because she's cool.
Daphne: And old enough to go to jail for what you're thinking.
JJ: Stop reading my mind!

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne