Popular No Ordinary Family Quotes
Stephanie: George hit you with his car?
Jim: It was a rental.
Stephanie: Are we bad parents leaving our kids alone?
Jim: They're not alone. That's why we had two.
I spent too many years in school to watch over a high-tech gossip girl.
Frances
Thank god you didn't have that appetite when we first starting dating; I would have needed a second job.
Jim
You guys call it a lair? Or "The Lair?"
Stephanie
Stephanie: He calls you a lot when you two are fighting crime.
Jim: Why do you think I switched to unlimited minutes?
JJ: That is my poker money!
Daphne: Better than your bail money!
Poker with a mind-reader? Even I know better than that.
Jim [to JJ]
Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."
George
You bring a police scanner in your bowling bag?
Jim
Daphne: You need a sidekick; someone who can keep up with your super brain.
JJ: Right. Why don't I just run down to Geniuses-R-Us and pick one up?
Daphne: Why don't you ask Katie where she hangs out when she's not with Mr. Tall Dark and Creepy?
I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.
Daphne
