Popular No Ordinary Family Quotes
Sounds like love at first Avatar.
Stephanie
What some girls will do to get out of a date with me. You didn't have to get shot; you could have just fled the country like the rest of them.
George
What's it gonna be man? Nookie or the crookie?
George
George: You know it could be performance problems.
Stephanie: The only thing ruining his performance is you.
Jock lets nerd on football team and nerd lets jock cheat off of him. What an adorable Breakfast Club you two have going on.
Mr. Litchfield
He's a dash of Edward, with a smidge of Wolverine.
Katie
Everyone named Jack has been sent to the emergency room, maybe next time it'll be the morgue.
Jim
You are not supposed to be saying ouch.
George [to Jim]
One time I went to Russia and I thought I was having an allergic reaction to the water. Turns out I was drinking Vodka.
Katie
I can't believe you and Stephanie have been married for 18 years. That's a long time. It's like your marriage is old enough to vote... and have sex.
George
Who would have thought the key to a marriage was a plane crash and superpowers.
George
I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.
Daphne
