No Ordinary Family

No Ordinary Family Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 11: "No Ordinary Friends"

Katie: Have you ever had somebody look at you like they are looking into your prefrontal cortex?
Stephanie: Aww Katie, you're in love.
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Season 1 Episode 10: "No Ordinary Sidekick"

Jim: Ok, I'm here. In front of a train, that's going 50 mph.
George: I love you, man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Aren't you supposed to be getting some award?
George: A key to the city? What am I going to do with a key that don't open anything?
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JJ: The thing is when I try to use my powers to impress her, my brain just doesn't work.
Jim: You feel like you can't perform, brain wise I mean?
JJ: Exactly. Every time I look at her I feel like the blood rushes out of my head and...
Jim: Got it!
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Jim: So you're not going to stop one crime so you can get an award for not stopping another one?
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George: What do they have, a choo-choo fetish?
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JJ: You think that's what it is. My brain gets too distracted?
Daphne: I don't know if it's your... brain.
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Katie: He makes me feel like the highest point in the electromagnetic spectrum.
Stephanie: Aww.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Daphne: You need a sidekick; someone who can keep up with your super brain.
JJ: Right. Why don't I just run down to Geniuses-R-Us and pick one up?
Daphne: Why don't you ask Katie where she hangs out when she's not with Mr. Tall Dark and Creepy?
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Jim: You bring a police scanner in your bowling bag?
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George: Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."
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Season 1 Episode 9: "No Ordinary Anniversary"

Jim [to JJ]: Poker with a mind-reader? Even I know better than that.
 • Rating: Unrated

JJ: That is my poker money!
Daphne: Better than your bail money!
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Stephanie: He calls you a lot when you two are fighting crime.
Jim: Why do you think I switched to unlimited minutes?
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Stephanie: You guys call it a lair? Or "The Lair?"
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Jim: Thank god you didn't have that appetite when we first starting dating; I would have needed a second job.
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Frances: I spent too many years in school to watch over a high-tech gossip girl.
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Stephanie: Are we bad parents leaving our kids alone?
Jim: They're not alone. That's why we had two.
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Stephanie: George hit you with his car?
Jim: It was a rental.
 • Rating: Unrated

Daphne: I'm old enough to operate a motor vehicle, I think I'm old enough to operate a JJ.
 • Rating: Unrated

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