Jim: What kind of guy gets so threatened by his wife?
Stephanie: All of 'em I think.

George I really had no idea you had such impressive equipment.

Katie

I got the guy. The least you can do is fist bump me or something.

Stephanie

Stephanie: Katie you're brilliant.
Katie: Yes, that's what the testing shows.

Jim: Did you run this by the cops?
George: I tried, but they were about as interested in my theory as I was in Eat Pray Love.

You know, all that really cool stuff that only exists in movies to provide Mark Wahlberg with some important clue he missed the for first two acts.

Katie

Stephanie: We have a lab.
Katie: Which is cool, but can it really compete with a lair?

Doesn't he know that lots of super couples work together? Cyclops and Phoenix; Green Lantern and Hawkgirl; Power Man and Iron Fist. Ok they're not really a couple, but you know I've always had my suspicions...and there's the stop talking face.

Katie

It's a cross between your angry face and your stop talking face, the second of which I'm more familiar with.

Katie

Chris: So you didn't tell anyone any secrets today.
Daphne: My secret is....I like you.
Chris: That's a good secret.

You got what you wanted. Send us a postcard from Morocco.

George [to gunman]

Chris [to Daphne]: Do you believe every rumor you hear?
JJ: Depends on how she hears it.

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Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne
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