Parenthood

Parenthood Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 19: "Taking The Leap"

Max's Teacher: Max has definitely benefited from the program we have at Footpath socially, and the last thing we would want to do is talk ourselves out of having a fine family such as yours at our community. However, you need to decide if max would be better off at a school where he would meet his full potential socially and academically.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: I can't do this, honey.
Julia: Why not?
Joel: I don't even know where to start. Ths room is freezing, I'm sitting here, they're playing muzak, there are people walking by and they gave me a stack of Playboys from the 1980s and told me to give 'em a call when I'm done. It's so weird, honey.
Julia: Well, what do you want me to do? Do you, um, do you want me to help?
Joel: Whaddya mean?
Julia: I mean, like, phone sex.
Joel: You know how to do that?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kristina: I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 18: "Qualities and Difficulties"

Adam [to Crosby]: I'm busy trying to look after my son, trying to look after my family. You're not even on my radar!
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: I'm not interested in memorizing a bunch of facts that have been polished up to make it look like he's won something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 15: "Just Go Home"

Seth: MJ, these are my kids, remember?
MJ: Wow, I haven't seen you guys since you were babies.
Amber: Yeah, neither has he.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 13: "Opening Night"

Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: Who wears the pants in the family?
Crosby: What year do you think this is? The fifties? There's no one wearing the pants, or not wearing the pants...it's a partnership.
Zeek: Oh my God, that sounds dreadful.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah [to Corey]: Do you like to wrap?
Corey: You mean like freestyle?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "Damage Control"

Julia: I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...
 • Rating: Unrated

Jasmine [to Crosby]: You're not his friend, you're his father.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "Happy Thanksgiving"

Adam [to Crosby]: Mom asked you to call everyone to dinner, will you do it? Seriously, you are such a disappointment. I don't know why you're her favorite.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: A man has a certain relationship with his Thanksgiving day bird.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Oh drama, baby thinks that Crosby stole {the school play} from him.
Joel: Thanks, that didn't make me sound petty at all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crosby: Kristina, she's Switzerland, we can use her as a buffer.
Sarah: Yeah, can we clone her and sit her next to all of the difficult people?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: I'm running for president of Thanksgiving.
 • Rating: Unrated

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