Parenthood

Parenthood Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Put Yourself Out There"

Zeek [to Camille]: I went to your little Portuguese pound cake, and told him to stay away from what's mine!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Adam [to Amber]: Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby [to Joel]: I've been dying to be your assistant since we met.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 8: "If This Boat Is a Rockin"

Crosby: What about you Adam, have you ever used my home as a cheap hourly motel?
Adam: Don't be ridiculous. Of course I have!
Crosby: Little did I know I was living on a floating brothel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel [to Jasmine]: Bravermantitus, it slowly eats away at your brain until you become exactly like them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amber [to Haddie]: You have a crush on a homeless guy! Okay, be safe! You look good, and clean. He's gonna like that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Camille [to Zeek]: Adam doesn't punch people, you punch people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "Seven Names"

Crosby: Well that was disappointing. Well that was a non event.
Jasmine: Babe he's six and a boy, weddings aren't high on his list.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gordon: I need to fire seven people.
Adam: Look, these are people we have worked with for fifteen years.
Gordon: You think I don't know that. Stop thinking just do it. Do you need me to come up there and hold your hand?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Hey, I'm sorry I know your feeling lonely. I understand what that feels like.
Amber: I'm fine, she was a little weird anyway, let's face it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristina: Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "The Booth Job"

Crosby: (to Jasmine) He's totally getting into that school. They might even name the gymnasium after us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gordon: (to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gordon: We kicked the ass of the entire footwear industry.
Sarah: Yeah we did!
Gordon: Hold on a moment. I'd like to propose a toast to Sarah Braverman. The best booth job ever.
Sarah: Gosh. Thanks a lot.
Gordon: You give good booth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: So what do you do, talk...share?
Zeek: The only thing I am doing is dancing with gay Tony. You gotta see this guy move Adam. He's like a finely tuned European sports car. Very sensitive and responds to the lightest touch. Honestly, it's amazing.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Zeek: (to his dance partner, Tony) I want you to know that I'm okay with the gays.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amber: (to Sarah) Okay you caught me mom, I'm gonna go buy some drugs and ya know whatever else you don't want me to do cause God forbid I do something right in my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeek: Hey Millie, I would love to dance with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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