Parks and Recreation

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The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history. They're mean, conniving, rude and extremely well read, which makes them very dangerous.

Leslie

Oh, Andy. You're fine, but you're simple

Donna

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.

Andy

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"

April

Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before

Leslie

Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?

Leslie

I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me out in the car. Don't worry I rolled down the window.

Donna

Ron: There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.

Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.

Ron

You know why tonight is so much fun? Because everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing ... everyone is just who they are and who they are is just stone cold gay.

Leslie

Where's all the faces of the presidents?

Andy
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron