Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Is she gonna powder her vagina?
Ben
The thing about youth culture is that I don't understand it.
Leslie
Be proud of yourself. You deserve an award. Not this one, obviously. This one belongs to me. But some other one. Some other lesser award.
Ron
It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Ron [on fishing]
Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.
Ron
God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in like 15 layers of irony?
April
I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on stuff.
Andy
Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
Leslie: If I was sick, could I do this?
Ann: What are you doing?
Leslie: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Ann: No.
Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before
Leslie
You are wearing the hell out of that suit, sir. Banana two-button. We should talk later.
Tom
Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.
Tom
