Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

If Ian didn't kill Ali, did A?

Hanna

Spencer: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Aria: How did you figure this out?
Emily: Please. I've been watching Wheel of Fortune since I was three.

My mom and I try to save our Eat, Pray, Love moments for when we're alone.

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Season 2 Quotes

Ashley: Your father and I have a long history. We used to laugh. A lot.
Hanna: I must have missed that part.

If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Emily