Private Practice

Private Practice Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 21: "War"

Addison: I just want Lucas to be happy. So, if that means you tearing me apart and making me look like the most horrible person on Earth, then please go ahead and do it because Lucas is worth it to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Addison: I do not believe Violet Turner is a fit mother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Violet: You want to fight dirty? Let's fight dirty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 14: "Love Bites"

Addison: All I want to do is go home and kick off these incredibly painful shoes, eat pizza and watch some really bad TV where people's lives are more screwed up than mine.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 13: "Shotgun"

Naomi: [to Addison] First you sleep with your husband's best friend, then you sleep with your best friend's husband. You would be the worst person ever!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: You're drunk.
Sam: I'm not that drunk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "Best Laid Plans"

Addison: The plan is to meet a guy, fall in love, have a family, but you have to be specific: Be older than fifteen, meet the right guy, stay in love.
Sam: Stay in love. I knew I forgot something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "Another Second Chance"

Dell: Grown-ups are supposed to know what to do, but when we get scared sometimes, we don't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: If you're still in love with the Grey girl, go back to Seattle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Addison: Have you ever considered adoption?
Sloan: Like when you pick parents from the Pennysaver?
Addison: No, that's just in Juno.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cooper: The problem is you are a sex toy I found on the Internet.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: It's not my fault you are not a man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: You are gonna have to look in the mirror because the pot is definitely calling the black. Screwing is all you do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mark: What the Hell do you care, Sam?
Sam: I just care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Addison: I care about Mark Sloan. I loved him once... sure, he's got a screwed up moral compass. But so do I.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Mark: Plastics.
Charlotte: Sexology.
Mark: Sexology? God, I love L.A.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sam: Sloan is a Dachshund. Dachshunds like to eat poop.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Dell: I'm not the one that blew up the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Mark Sloan had you naked within an hour of his arrival. Now, what does that say to you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Naomi: Hi. Did you sleep with Mark Sloan on the floor of your office?
 • Rating: Unrated

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