Favorite Privileged Quotes
Megan: I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..
Marco: I could see that...
Megan: I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly I'm straight
Megan: It's like they don't even appreciate all the knowledge bombs I'm dropping on them
Charlie: Maybe that's because you're calling them knowledge bombs
Oh room, I may love you even more than car
Megan
Megan: It'd be weird for the girls to see their headmaster in a speedo.
Charlie: Well if the man wears a speedo, I cannot allow you to date him
Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.
A kiss on the beach doesn't mean they're registered at Tiffany's
Marco
Rose: ...I want you to invite her...your sister lily
Megan: Yeah... right. I hear Charles Manson is up for parole soon... maybe he wants to catch some rays too..
I'm warning you, Lily is a disaster. This is your china shop. If you want to, invite the bull.
Megan
9000 rooms in this house and the two of them decide to share?
Lily
The case of sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.
Charlie
It's an emergency... we didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. okay that we do know... whateves... work it out with your therapists people
Sage
Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. older people are coming... actually Will's gonna be there
Megan: excellent... yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine
