Favorite Privileged Quotes
it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth
Sage
Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house
Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres
Marco
Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old
Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?
Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway
Sage
Luis: Nice to meet you
Sage: I wish I could say the same thing, but I hate lying
Rose: I needed a specific kind of porn... Can we go back to chemisrtry?
Megan: Why do you need a specific kind of porn? Why do you need any kind of porn. Why is porn a need? Why can't I stop saying porn?
Sage: If she has to laurel will buy you in to duke just like Parker's dad bought him into brown.
Megan: Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?
Sage: Good point, don't forget to write
Charles: thereapized?
Megan: It's a new verb I'm working on. Of or related to having too much therapy. It's going to be in the book
I just came to my senses and remembered she's a boyfriend-stealing trampy tramp
Megan
Megan: I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..
Marco: I could see that...
Megan: I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly I'm straight
