Popular Rescue Me Quotes
Party's over, assholes.
Tommy
You know, this is actually kind of fitting.
Teddy
I got news for you, there's no getting over it.
Tommy
That's the Tommy Gavin we know. You know, punch somebody in the face. That solves everything.
Shawn
Nobody talks about the downside about being a Mormon. Every guy wants two chicks at the same time till they turn on you. Next thing you know, you're standing in the kitchen with your dick in one hand and a multiple shopping list in the other.
Needles
Tommy: What's wrong with Feinberg?
Needles: I think he might be Jewish.
Sean: She is so hot.
Mike: I know and she wears that tulip bodice like a princess.
Sean: What did you just say?
Tommy: You talked to Derrick Jeter?
Kelly: I don't know. I guess. I asked Derrick Jeter to stop talking to me.
Tommy: You asked Derrick Jeter to stop talking to you?
Sean: Hey, you gonna try and bang her?
Mike: Nah, bro. I'm not in that mode right now.
Sean: Getting laid mode? I didn't realize there was a "not getting laid" mode.
There are no happy endings.
Tommy
Everybody dies. Some die quick and easy. Some die quick and hard.
Tommy
I can smell trouble coming at a great distance.
Chief Reilly
