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Seinfeld Quotes (Page 17)

Season 4 Episode 2: "The Trip: Part 2"

George: I'm very disappointed in Lupe.
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George: Kramer? What are you doing here?
Kramer: Getting something to eat.
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Jerry: Hello 911. How are ya?
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George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: What kind?
George: Milano.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanos, what kind of crazy town is this?
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Kramer: You know, things are going pretty well for me here. I met a girl.
Jerry: Kramer, she was murdered!
Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. I was on TV.
George: As a suspect in a serial killing.
Kramer: Ok, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything.
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George: A pay phone in L.A. Look, it's a miracle.
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Jerry: He says ask somebody, ask that guy right there.
George: Excuse me, where are we?
Man: Earth.
Jerry: You know I'm on the phone with the police, some guy just gave me a wise answer.
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Kramer: How'd you know about the guy in the park?
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George: We're friends of a serial killer.
Criminal: Oh, that's nice.
Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.
George: We're pretty sure he didn't do it.
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George: I can't ask them for change. They always make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.
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Season 4 Episode 1: "The Trip: Part 1"

George: Alrighty, so that's one tuck and one no tuck.
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Jerry: (seeing George's big pile of luggage) It's a three day trip. Who are you, Diana Ross?
George: I dress based on mood.
Jerry: But you essentially always wear the same thing.
George: Seemingly. But, within that basic framework, there are a number of subtle variations, visible only to the trained observer, that reveal the many moods, the many shades, of George Costanza.
Jerry: And what is this?
George: This is morning mist.
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Kid: I said, "Hey, Kramer, you ever kill a man?" And he says, "What do you think, junior? These hands been bathing in Ivory liquid?"
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Helene: It was sad for a Three Stooges picture, what with the dead baby and the Stooges being executed and all.
Kramer: Yeah, well that was an unusual choice for the Stooges.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kramer: Helene, how are you?
Helene: I haven't worked since 1934. How do you think I am?
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Kramer: (giving a lecture) My personal acting technique is working with color. Imagining, then finding the emotional vibrational mood connected to the color. See, if you look through my scripts, you see that all my lines have a special color. So, I don't memorize language, I memorize colors. This way I can go through red, yellow, green, blue, and you have a full palette of emotions.
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George: (before going through a metal detector) I've always been a little nervous about these things. I'm afraid I'm going to step through into another dimension.
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