Seinfeld

Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 22: "The Parking Space"

Sid: (to George) Why don't you start taking the bus?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kramer: What's going on?
Mike: Hey, will you come on down? This guy's in my space!
George: IT'S MY SPACE!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: Hey, pal. You're not getting that space. I mean, I'll sleep in my car if I have to.
George: I'll die out here.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: You're gonna have to go to the bathroom!
Mike: You're gonna have to go to work!
George: I don't have a job!
Mike: Neither do I!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: Hey, Jerry. Long time no see.
Jerry: Hey, Mike. (noticing George's fedora) Indiana.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kramer: Oh, congratulations.
Maryedith: What for?
Kramer: Well, you're pregnant.
Maryedith: What?
Kramer: You're not pregnant?
Maryedith: No, I'm not pregnant!
Kramer: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Maryedith: Yes, I'm sure!
Kramer: That's weird.
Maryedith: Come on, Matthew.
Matthew: No.
Maryedith: Come on, Matthew!
(She starts to walk away with Matthew)
Kramer: I thought she was pregnant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: I'm not saying anything, I'm putting it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!
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George: Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "The Letter"

Kramer: I hopped a steam boat to Sweden.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Armstrong: (on The Kramer) I sense great vulnerability. A land child crying out for love; an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.
Mr. Armstrong: I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: I have to go meet Nina. You want to come to her loft, check out her paintings?
George: I don't get art.
Jerry: There's nothing to get.
George: No, it always has to be explained to me, and then I have to have someone explain the explanation.
Jerry: She does a lot of abstract stuff. In fact she's painting Kramer right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: How are you feeling?
Kramer: Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. (to Elaine) How're you, Carroll?
*later*
George: Hey Kramer.
Kramer: Hi Mike.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kramer: You're sure you don't want me to take my clothes off? 'Cause I'll do it.
Nina: No, that's the last thing in the world I want you to do.
Kramer: Well why don't you take your clothes off?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: (picks up Nina's painting George bought) And by the way, can you get this thing outta my house?
George: Tell you what; I'll make a deal with you. I'll sell it to you right now for ten bucks.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Jerry and Nina are watching TV)
Jerry: Don't go in there, you're gonna get shot.
(Gunshot on TV)
Jerry: I told you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: I like the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth. It's a mink trap down there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 20: "The Good Samaritan"

Jerry/Elaine: You're soooooo good looking!
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I was brought up to say "God Bless you."
(Jerry sneezes)
George: Oh, shut up!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: You think you're so damn special because you say "God Bless You?"
George: No, I don't. I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George: An affair? That's so adult. It's like martinis and stockings and William Holden.
 • Rating: Unrated

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