That bitch stole my oxy.

Woman

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Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.

Kev

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There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.

Debbie

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Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo.
Mickey: Okay.

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Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Waitress

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Carl: Oh.
Tammi: What do you mean oh? Shut up.

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Frank: If you need a little walking around money, you should hang with me today.
Fiona: Why would I do that?
Frank: Where there's panic, there's money to be made.

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Don't be mad. It's nobody's fault.

Xan

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Debbie: What's that?
Lip: It's Fiona's shit.

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Fiona: Hi, my name's Fiona, and I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic.
Everyone: Hi Fiona.

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Fiona: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do now.
Lip: The only thing you can do, you get back up, you start over.
Fiona: It's that easy, huh?
Lip: No.

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Lip: You're strong.
Fiona: Are you sure?

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