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He’ll be back. Frank’s a cockroach. You can stomp on him, spray him, try and drown him, but he’ll always come crawling back up out of the toilet bowl.
Kevin
Carl: He’s dying.
Fiona: No he’s killing himself, there’s a difference.
You brought him home he’s your puppy. He makes a mess on the rug, you clean it up.
Fiona
You'll have to excuse him. Puberty has turned him into a barbarian.
Fiona [about Carl]
Carl: Ew cankles.
Frank: Like a teenage lacrosse player on the rag retaining water.
Mike: Why do you like?
Fiona: I'm a Gallagher, it's what we do.
OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet, I'm having a damn litter!
Veronica
Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you.
Fiona
Just when I think I’ve peeled the onion on Frank, bam another layer.
Fiona
Sheila: Now what?
Debbie: Ask him if he’s DTF.
Sheila: DTF. What does that even mean?
Frank: Wow so that’s my daughter, she’s kind of beautiful.
Carl: She looks like you in skank form.
Frank: Thank you son.
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
