Carl: What happened to the ghetto nurse?
V: She became a capitalist.

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

You let some dude finger you last night on the L?

V [to Fiona]

You know I used to be your sister, not just an ATM.

Fiona

Sasha needs to find out that my wife's a hooker, not a slave.

Mickey

What kind of system do we live in where you have to cripple yourself to stay alive?

Frank

Mandy: Random destruction makes you think of me?
Lip: Yeah it was beautiful.

Robbie: Game recognizes game.
Fiona: We are nothing alike.

I'm not a little girl. I'm ready.

Debbie

Fiona: What do you want me to say? That I'm self-destructive? That liars, and thieves, and addicts turn me on? That I don't know how to do a normal relationship?
V: Was that so hard?

I wish I could just skip the part where I don't know the right thing to do and get to the part where I do.

Debbie

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank

Shameless Quotes

Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.