Laugh. Laugh. You won't be laughing in a year when you won't be able to afford to live here. They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don't have a God given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.

Frank

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• Added: January 18, 2015

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.

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• Added: January 18, 2015

Svetlana: Why you done with public pool? Someone shit in it?
Debbie: No.
Svetlana: Someone shit on you?
Debbie: Sort of.

• Permalink: Sort of.
• Added: January 18, 2015

Kev: Hey, this is cool. Hanging out with you, talking about all this baby stuff. You know at first, come here honey, to be honest with you, I always thought you were just some handjob whore.
Svetlana: Oh, it's okay. I thought you were illiterate bartender pimp.

• Permalink: Oh, it's okay. I thought you were illiterate bartender pimp.
• Added: January 18, 2015

Surrogate. I rent uterus like youth hostel.

Svetlana

• Permalink: Surrogate. I rent uterus like youth hostel.
• Added: January 18, 2015

You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty to be so cynical. And hard. It makes me feel sad for you.

Sami

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• Added: January 18, 2015

Kev wants fucking pancakes!

V

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• Added: January 18, 2015

You shut up, it's summer!

Fiona

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• Added: January 11, 2015

V: I wanted him to fail. I thought he'd be overwhelmed.
Fiona: And?
V: Jackass is a better mom than me.

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• Added: January 11, 2015

After extensive research and weeks of testing, I have determined my liver can support one beer a day. I am now a cheap date. Buzzed already, like an anemic ten year old girl.

Frank

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• Added: January 11, 2015

Uh, hello. Um, hi. Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues by dyeing your hair with that trashy peroxide and dry humping that man on my couch, but I don't think it's nice to expose your child to this behavior.

Sheila [to Sami]

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• Added: January 11, 2015

Sheila: How are your headaches?
Frank: You can't feel a persons headache by touching his head.

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• Added: January 11, 2015