Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.
Lip
Hey Mike if you give me another chance, I promise not to screw your brother or commit a felony!
Fiona
Carl: How can you tell when you're in love with someone?
Debbie: When you wanna rip out someone's heart and stomp on it until it's soup.
Mickey: You are the worst f**king pimp I've ever seen.
Kev: Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?
Frank: Take me to The Alibi.
Sammi: The bar.
Frank: I've always been comfortable there.
I try to make it a point of not banging my roommate's girlfriend.
Lip
They're all growing up. What did you expect? You need to figure out your own needs.
V [to Fiona]
I hate myself for a number of reasons right now and I'm not going to add being a snitch to the list.
Fiona
Carl: You shot no one, you flew nothing, why'd you even go there in the first place?
Ian: Relationship issues.
I'm done living the way other people want me to live.
Ian
My winter boots don't fit. All I can get on are fuck me pumps and tennis shoes.
Fiona
Sammi: Here's your oxys and your perkies.
Frank: Just like mom used to make.
