Sammi wait, it wasn't candles and Barry White on the stereo, who cares? Something incredibly special and beautiful came out of it. You?

Frank

Look my mom's a bipolar drug addict who split years ago, my dad's a drunk, and the cops just hauled Fiona off to jail, okay? Look I'm the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you're gonna find. Now how's Liam?

Lip

I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself. Prove that I didn't deserve you. Or this job. Your parents, your friends, all these nice normal functional people. I really didn't think I deserved any of it. And in the end I was right.

Fiona

Baby look we are victims of a society that squeezes the lower middle class. Screws up our businesses because of jackhammers and taxes and regulations and unnecessary paperwork. Basically forces us to do illegal shit. Now I'm having 4 kids and if that means I gotta turn out some Russian whores to feed my family and pursue the American Dream, that's how it's gotta be.

Kevin

Debbie: If it wasn't sex then what was the problem?
Lip: Everything else.

I'm expressing myself creatively. You're counting for underarm hair with a mirror.

Debbie [to Carl]

I'd be crying too if I wasn't so high.

Frank

My whole life I've been looking for a daddy.

Sammi

I don't know why it took me this long to start hating myself but I got there. It's a shitty feeling.

Fiona

I wish I could just skip the part where I don't know the right thing to do and get to the part where I do.

Debbie

Fiona: What do you want me to say? That I'm self-destructive? That liars, and thieves, and addicts turn me on? That I don't know how to do a normal relationship?
V: Was that so hard?

I'm not a little girl. I'm ready.

Debbie

Shameless Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank