Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you.
Fiona
OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet, I'm having a damn litter!
Veronica
Mike: Why do you like?
Fiona: I'm a Gallagher, it's what we do.
Carl: Ew cankles.
Frank: Like a teenage lacrosse player on the rag retaining water.
You'll have to excuse him. Puberty has turned him into a barbarian.
Fiona [about Carl]
You brought him home he’s your puppy. He makes a mess on the rug, you clean it up.
Fiona
Carl: He’s dying.
Fiona: No he’s killing himself, there’s a difference.
He’ll be back. Frank’s a cockroach. You can stomp on him, spray him, try and drown him, but he’ll always come crawling back up out of the toilet bowl.
Kevin
First date Fiona? The girl who puts out waitin in line at the drive thru?
Kevin
I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember.
Debbie
Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.
Yeah, take your surprise ice cream cake out of the freezer, let it start defrosting.
Fiona
