Frank: That's the way we're going to play this thing?
Mickey: All's fair in love and hobo wars.

Welcome to the South Side, bitch.

Fiona

Fiona: I've had a rough few months, but I've turned a corner.
Margo: People who say they've turned a corner, they haven't turned a corner.

Fiona: Jesus!
Debbie: That water you're using? We're paying for that.

V: Triplets?
Ingrid: Sextuplets.

Fiona: You egotistical fuck. I haven't thought about you in weeks.
Debbie: We thought about you though.

Ford: I come in peace.
Fiona: Oh, fuck, no.

Social Worker: This is Santiago. Doesn't speak a word of English.
V: Great.
Kev: No problemo.

Tammy: What is this?
Lip: We share our underwear.
Tammy: You guys should each have your own underwear.

Frank, would you fertilize my eggs?

Ingrid

I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them.

Debbie

Turn this into more drinks.

Fiona

Shameless Quotes

Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.