Fiona: Does he talk?
Carl: I got him covered.

He's coming back. His parents are ass holes.

Debbie

I'm sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.

Fiona

Get up old man.

Fiona

I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.

Fiona

Use the downstairs toilet if you're so fucking desperate.

Debbie

Frank: What is the matter with you people? She was my soul mate.
Debbie: She probably killed herself just to get away from you.

Guess our reputation as a shit hole is still safe.

Waitress

Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona.

Sean

Bianca: Thank you.
Frank: For what?
Bianca: You have made me happy. I've never been very happy.

Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids?

Fiona [to Gus]

Ian, Ian, I'm finally happy. People like us, we can be happy. I love him and that's the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? Who loves you back for who you are. I want that for you.

Monica

Shameless Quotes

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie