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Fiona: Debs just do me this one favor please.
Debbie: I'm not the one who left the cocaine out.

What do you care? You just wanna make nicey nice with daddy. Get the fuck out of my house!

Lip [to Sammi]

Yes it's about me! Because it's never about me and I'm finally making it about me!


Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out for her 3-year-old brother to eat. Half a gram in his system, yeah you can win!

Lip [to Fiona]

Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.


The social worker can bite my ballbag.


Liam: Dorm!
Lip: Good and what's in a dorm?
Liam: Hipsters.

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Sort your shit out.

Lip [to Fiona]

We're that extra special Gallagher kinda fucked up.

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