Fiona: Does he talk?
Carl: I got him covered.

He's coming back. His parents are ass holes.


I'm sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.


Get up old man.


I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.


Use the downstairs toilet if you're so fucking desperate.


Frank: What is the matter with you people? She was my soul mate.
Debbie: She probably killed herself just to get away from you.

Guess our reputation as a shit hole is still safe.


Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona.


Bianca: Thank you.
Frank: For what?
Bianca: You have made me happy. I've never been very happy.

Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids?

Fiona [to Gus]

Ian, Ian, I'm finally happy. People like us, we can be happy. I love him and that's the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? Who loves you back for who you are. I want that for you.


Shameless Quotes

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.


Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.