Mickey: You are the worst f**king pimp I've ever seen.
Kev: Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?

Frank: Take me to The Alibi.
Sammi: The bar.
Frank: I've always been comfortable there.

I try to make it a point of not banging my roommate's girlfriend.


They're all growing up. What did you expect? You need to figure out your own needs.

V [to Fiona]

I hate myself for a number of reasons right now and I'm not going to add being a snitch to the list.


Carl: You shot no one, you flew nothing, why'd you even go there in the first place?
Ian: Relationship issues.

I'm done living the way other people want me to live.


My winter boots don't fit. All I can get on are fuck me pumps and tennis shoes.


Sammi: Here's your oxys and your perkies.
Frank: Just like mom used to make.

Nix that one. My thrill drill is out of juice.


Fiona: Debs just do me this one favor please.
Debbie: I'm not the one who left the cocaine out.

What do you care? You just wanna make nicey nice with daddy. Get the fuck out of my house!

Lip [to Sammi]

Shameless Quotes

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.

Laugh. Laugh. You won't be laughing in a year when you won't be able to afford to live here. They move in, they take over. They kick the homeless out of the park, as if they don't have a God given right to sleep there. We are dinosaurs, my friend. And a big, fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of Earth. And that comet is a Starbucks.