Cuz when you focus on other people's problems, it's a lot easier to ignore your own.

Sean [to Fiona]

You know, you have a choice right now to recognize that you are a promising young college student, not some ghetto outlaw. Stop behaving like the world is out to get you when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. Or you keep doing what you're doing and you end up in a cell somewhere angry and out of options.

Helene [to Lip]

Stick with me woman and you will not go gentle into that good night.

Frank [to Bianca]

I can't offer you much. But what I can do is be your chauffeur and the limousine ride to the pearly gates.

Frank [to Bianca]

No, just mentally ill.

Ian [to Sammi]

V: I want the old Kev back. The one who looked at me like the world stopped spinning.
Fiona: He's there. He's just preoccupied.

Fuck you! I'm 32, I was just getting started. Fuck you pancreas! Fuck you cells! Fuck you med school! Fuck you!


Bianca: You ever streak before?
Frank: Many times. Just never on purpose.

You think you scare me? Bring it bitch.

Carl [to Sammi]

Fiona: What if he shows remorse?
Carl: What's that?
Fiona: It means you say you're sorry.
Carl: I'm not.

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Sucks to be you! College is so much better without school!

Kev [to Lip]

Frank: Eh, it's a tragedy when a young man ends up behind prison bars.
Fiona: Bad parenting.
Frank: Oh, don't blame yourself.

Shameless Quotes

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

Wanna see me make a Mangina?