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Shameless

Thank you for this food that we are about to eat, thank you for bringing my Monica back to me, and please make my brother clayton burn in all eternity when the time comes. Amen.

Frank [saying Grace]

Fuck Mother Nature she doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting all stretched out!

Karen

Sometimes it's not worth holding out. Life's too short, why not just give in?

Jody

You asked if I've managed before, yeah a house full of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand while giving a pat on the back with the other.

Fiona

Nancy Grace, there's got to be a missing white girl somewhere!

Sheila

The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it.

Kevin

Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?

Frank

I've had so many abortions the next one is free.

Veronica

I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.

Carl
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