Shameless

Shameless Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 8: "Parenthood"

Kevin: My testicles have never been my ally.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: Go learn your state capitals.
Fiona: Go f*ck yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it's going to the glue factory.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona [to Steve]: Figure out that chick sitting on MY sofa wearing YOUR wedding ring and then we'll talk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carl: I don't get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "A Bottle of Jean Nate"

Steve: I love you.
Fiona: Don't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ian [to Lip]: I'm sick of living in your shadow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona [to Frank]: I never thought I'd say this but you were right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what's more personal than that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: When were you going to tell me, on the flight to Miami? Or is telling your girlfriend you have another life something you talk about more over international waters.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grammy [to Frank]: I need you to powder under my tits before I go to bed. I'm chafing like a son of a bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jasmine: it was snowing all summer long in Chicago!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: How can you be so cold about this?
V: Because she hurt my Kev, and nobody hurts my Kev.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grammy [to Lip]: You f*ck girls with that thing?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Can I Have a Mother"

Frank: Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grammy: I'm not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheila: Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona [to Lip]: What you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam [to Fiona]: One of my unspoken rules is you don't f*ck somebody else when we're on a date.
 • Rating: Unrated

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