Shameless

Shameless Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 4: "A Beautiful Mess"

Carl: Ew what do you want with those nasty old over the shoulder boulder holders?
Carl's friend: I practice opening em, never know what kinda clasps you'll encounter in the dark.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: A grain of sand is all it takes?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona [to Frank]: Holy sh*t I'm you!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucy Jo [to Fiona]: I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day"

Dottie: You don't love me.
Frank: You're kinda growing on me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank [to Dottie]: Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank [to Kermit]: Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.
 • Rating: Unrated

Debbie: Dead people poop themselves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Summer Loving"

Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jasmine: It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dottie: I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Veronica: Desperate whore wife just got here with sugar grampy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Debbie: I can't share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! I'm going to be a woman soon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Do you know what this is?
Frank: An eggplant?
Sheila: Liberation!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "Summertime"

Fiona: Gallaghers pay their debts, now where the hell is our brother?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Hey we only sell American beer here to children of age! Come back when you're 16.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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