Shameless Season 2 Quotes
I never thought I'd say this but you were right.Fiona [to Frank]
She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what's more personal than that?Frank
When were you going to tell me, on the flight to Miami? Or is telling your girlfriend you have another life something you talk about more over international waters.Fiona
I need you to powder under my tits before I go to bed. I'm chafing like a son of a bitch.Grammy [to Frank]
it was snowing all summer long in Chicago!Jasmine
Kevin: How can you be so cold about this?
V: Because she hurt my Kev, and nobody hurts my Kev.
You f*ck girls with that thing?Grammy [to Lip]
Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a bottle close.Frank
I'm not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!Grammy
Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!Sheila
What you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?Fiona [to Lip]
One of my unspoken rules is you don't f*ck somebody else when we're on a date.Adam [to Fiona]