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I love you. Let's be best friends and destroy American Capitalist government!

Chinpokomon doll

Down with America!

Chinpokomon doll

We love Chinpokomon too! It's super toy number one!

Randy

Stan: Dude! The video game just gave Kenny a seizure!
Cartman: Ah, sweet! This game's cool!

Jesus tap-dancing Christ Kyle, get with the program!

Cartman

Chinpokomon Executive: You have such a large penis.
Sharon Marsh: What??
Chinpokomon Executive: Your penis, wow!
(Mr. Hosik slaps his executive and pushes him aside)
Mr. Hosik: What he means is all MEN in this town have very large penis.
Sharon Marsh: Can't you see what's happening? They're just using their talk to distract you! He doesn't really have a small penis!
(Mr. Hosik pulls down his pants, everybody looks shocked)
Sharon Marsh: Oh.

For the last time I am not Garrison-san! and this is not Hat-san!

Mr. Garrison

(From the 'Wild Wacky Action Bike' commercial)
Singer: Wild, Wacky Action Bike! Very hard to drive!
Narrator: Wild Wacky Action Bike is impossible to steer. And it glows in the dark!

(Singing on the streets) Come on, people, join together. Join-together-so-I-can-get-more-money-for-ChinPokoMon!

Cartman
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