South Park "Crippled Summer" Quotes
Kyle: Over the past few months, I have watched you go from an ancillary character with a few amusing catch phrased to a dried out spooge rag covered in the jizz of a thousand older men.
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: You're not the Towelie you used to be. Where you used to be fluffy and absorbent, now you are crusty and unable to absorb the smallest amount of waster.
• Rating: Unrated
Cashier: Wow, you must have one dusty computer.
Towelie: F**k you, it's not illegal, bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Butters: Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Counselor: Who hired that towel? It can barely walk, let alone dry someone off.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 5
