South Park "A Nightmare on Face Time" Quotes
Sergeant Yates: How many people at the Monster Mash?
Officer 1: Most of the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Officer 2: Whatever we do, we better hurry, sir, it's on in a flash.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: CARTMAN SMASH!
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: It's Stan's stupid Captain America costume, that's what throwing everybody off! How's people supposed to get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on freaking FaceTime?
• Rating: Unrated
Person: Oh, wow! Look honey, it's Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Bruce Vilanch!
Cartman: I'm not Bruce Vilanch!
Person: Oh, what are you supposed to be? Oh right, you're supposed to be that uh, uh..
Cartman: The Incredible...
Person: Oh, The Incredible Chaz Bono!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stan: My dad is kinda losing it. To be honest, I feel kinda bad for him.
Randy: Stan, get off the damn phone, people are gonna start calling to reserve movies, gah!
Stan: Oh never mind, I hate him again.
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Stan: I think something might be wrong with dad.
Sharon: Duh, you think?
• Rating: Unrated
Randy: Don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind, durrrrrrr!
• Rating: Unrated
Randy: Oh, I get it. Video stores are so old, they have ghosts in them. Okay, thanks, I get it!
• Rating: Unrated
Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10