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Jimmy: I promise there's not going to be any comedy awards next year.
Cartman: Or will there be?

I'm going to spend my final minutes on this Earth with my loved ones watching a Tyler Perry movie. I know it's embarrassing, but I simply can't help myself.


Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away.


Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.


The Kathy Griffin award will be given each to the person most likely to actually show up and receive their Kathy Griffin award. The winner is Tyler Perry.


Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.

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