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We're going to do a play about how alcohol can ruin family life.


Brother Stevens brought his guitar so we can sing songs about how much it hurts to lie.

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Cartman: (preaching) Right here we have a little girl who is very, very ugly. Do you believe He is going to cure your face of the uglies?
Ugly girl: Yes!
Cartman: He's going to take that face and make you reasonable to look at!

(while "healing" Kyle) Right now, all the Jew-ness is coming out of your body!


Chris: Saddam, I get the feeling that you don't like me very much.
Saddam: Gee, whatever gave you that idea? When I stabbed you in the head?

Satan, I'm a 90's man. I cry when I need to.


(about Kenny) God bitch-slapped him right to the fiery depths of hell!


Kyle: You are so going to hell Cartman!
Cartman: (rolling in money) Suck my balls!

Satan you were kicked out of heaven for being a strong rebel, and now your a whiney little bitch.

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