South Park

South Park "Quintuplets 2000" Quotes

Janet Reno: Look, people have it so good in America that they get bored very easily. And when people get bored, they start protesting things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reporter: Yes, lucky for them, these quintuplets no longer have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Randy breaks it to the quintuplets that their grandma died)
Randy: Everyone who has a grandma, step forward.
(Stan, Cartman, Kenny and quintuplets step forward)
Randy: Not so fast, girls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: We've reached fag factor 5, captain.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Grandpa Marsh: That grandma's quite a nice piece of ass.
Randy: Ew, dad! Not in front of Stanley.
 • Rating: Unrated

Janet Reno: (Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: I'm tired Grandpa.
Grandpa: No Billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more McGyver, we gotta get all the Frenchy-poo fag nasties outta ya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Randy: Looks like she had a heart attack in the middle of the night.
Grandpa Marsh: Oh, no wonder she didn't say 'Good night'.
Randy: Ew!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grandpa: Why the hell do you wanna take these boys to see that fufu French theater crap? You're gonna turn them into poofders!
Sharon: Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts!
Grandpa Marsh: Well he doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs prance around in tights and makeup wrapping their peckers around each other's faces!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grandpa Marsh: Close your eyes and cover your ears Billy! Remember you're a man!
 • Rating: Unrated

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