I was enthralled by the dialogue.

Clyde

"You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink."

Clyde

When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make America so shitty they wouldn't come anymore.

Border Patrol

We've heard of Mexican ice cream, but Mexican patriotism?

Reporter

You've heard of Mexican salsa, but Mexican pride?

Reporter

South Park Season 15 Episode 9 Quotes

We've heard of Mexican ice cream, but Mexican patriotism?

Reporter

You've heard of Mexican salsa, but Mexican pride?

Reporter