South Park

South Park "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" Quotes

Stan: Dad, they tried to shoot at us!
Randy: Not now, Stan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: There are no more missions. I have everything I want.
Butters: But we're angels? What are angels supposed to do without missions?
Stan: Just play something else!
Pip: Oh dear! We've angered Bosley!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: (whining) I don't want to go to this stupid party!
Randy: Come on, Stan, you're gonna have a great time.
Stan: No, you guys are going to have a great time. Whenever there's a party, the adults get to hang out and have fun while the kids spend the night locked in the basement, eating stale pretzels.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Mackey: Welcome. Mmkay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gerald: Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub, I'm not going to let it-
Randy: We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!
 • Rating: Unrated

Man #1: Well, you know what I heard, I heard that he's gay.
Man #2: Oh, is he really?
Randy: Who?
Man: What?
Randy: Who did you hear is-is gay?
Man: Ricky Martin, the singer.
Randy: Oh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pip: Which ladies' garments would you like, Stan?
Stan: Dude. I'm not wearing ladies clothes and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels. You guys are Melvins and I'm not one of you. So you go ahead and be Melvins and leave me alone!
Pip: Well. Alrighty, then.
 • Rating: Unrated

Butters: How come they're actin' that way, Stan? Huh? How come they're laughin' and falling down and such?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dougie: I like math.
 • Rating: Unrated

Randy: You can't just hang out with your buddy, Kyle, all the time. People will think you guys are, you know, funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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