South Park "You Have 0 Friends" Quotes
Randy: Hey Stan, my computer says we're not friends anymore.
Stan: My Facebook profile went rogue, dad. Had to go into the circuitry and do battle with it. I sent all my friends somewhere else.
Randy: Okay, so we're not friends then?
Stan: F**k off dad.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kyle: I could really use a friend right now.
Stan: Okay dude, I'm here for you.
Kyle: Okay, then get on Facebook and fertilize my crops.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stan: Are you doing that stupid Facebook stuff again?
Cartman: Stupid Facebook stuff...
Stan: Why are you guys in here wasting your time? We're supposed out playing video games.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4
