Favorite Southland Quotes
Lydia: So, Fernandez goes to some management training retreat and now tweedle dee and dumber are in charge of finding a killer?
Josie: Hey, my kids didn't learn to clean their room until I stopped doing it for them.
Sammy: Thanks for coming with me.
Officer: Can't let you face those church ladies alone. Those b*tches are mean. My Momma's one.
Celebrity's a bitch.
Narrator
Hey Boot, how did your parents punish you? Did your Daddy pick the marshmallows out of your hot chocolate or did he just get really disappointed?
Dewey
Kid: I didn't know cops talked like that to kids.
John: What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
Det. Sammy Bryant: Everything all right?
Det. Nate Moretta: Yeah, man, yeah. It's just my sister. She keeps driving my parents crazy. They never know where she's going or who she's going with.
Det. Sammy Bryant: It's what teenagers do, remember?
They left two things behind, me and the trash.
Kid
A couple of hours ago little buddy's ripping flesh off a dead guy, now he's sitting on granny's lap getting a tummy rub.
Sammy
Southland cops know when the Santa Ana winds blow, you learn just how close you are to the edge.
Narrator
I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.
Sammy
Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.
I think I'm going to get a callus on my index finger from pressing the print button on the copier but nobody's shooting at me.
Russell
