Favorite Southland Quotes
Even when cops do everything right things can still go sideways. Learning to accept this is a big part of the job.
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Russell: What happened to Lydia the optimist?
Lydia: She got her ass handed to her by Lydia the suspect.
Somebody shot Nobody.
Sammy
Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.
Russell
Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.
Josie
Lydia: He was innocent. He shot himself.
Russell: I know. I couldn't have predicted that.
Nate: Remember his brother, Bigfoot? The funeral he had: stretch Hummers and strippers throwing cash.
Ben: Unarmed fourth graders, what are they going to do throw a Tranformer at somebody.
Dewey: Where the Hell's Optimus Prime when you need him?
Lydia: What the Hell are you doing?
Naomi: What does it look like. Getting my swerve on.
If I'm going to get fired, it might as well be for doing the job the right way
Ben
Well it's going to be a long time before you get another drink so you might want to get your swerve on.
Lydia
Celebrity's a bitch.
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