Favorite Southland Quotes
Just head into the light, brother. Oh that's right there is no light where he's headed.
Dewey
I can see why you'd prefer jail.
John
Southland cops know when the Santa Ana winds blow, you learn just how close you are to the edge.
Narrator
It's a shame to break this up. I feel like the father in Footloose.
Sammy
Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars.
Captain
Tang: My sister would give her left arm for that bag.
Dewey: It looks like somebody already did.
My uncle Sid gets more action and he's on dialysis.
Ben
I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.
Sammy
Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.
Guilt never surprises me. Only innocence does.
Lydia
I think I'm going to get a callus on my index finger from pressing the print button on the copier but nobody's shooting at me.
Russell
Dewey: It's a sickness. It's deep down inside her genes.
Chickie: Well, she's deep down inside someone else's jeans right now.
