I've been dead for ten years and you're still stuck in neutral

Charlotte

Suspect: We weren't very good at art so we started distributing cocaine.
Cho: That's a natural transition.

Cho: Nice. I could arrest you for that.
Jane: You'll never take me alive, copper.
Cho: Seriously.
Jane: Seriously, it's Marilyn and Charlie. What, do you want to make a comedy arrest, see your name written in the weird news section?

Liar, liar pants on fire.

Jane

I'll take health any day. After the game's over the king and the pawn go back into the same box.

Jane

Jane: Oh, please don't look at each other like that.
Lisbon: Like what? You can't see.
Jane: I can feel. I can feel your pity.

Rigsby: Doctor say what the problem is?
Cho: Yeah. Getting hit by a car.

Grace: I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.
Doc: OK. Raincheck?

Cho: He said trust me.
Rigsby: Always a bad sign.

Patrick Jane: I've a daughter that would be about your age if I hadn't caused her death... her and her mother.
Frankie O'Keefe: How?
Patrick Jane: Out of arrogance... stupidity. I made an evil man very angry and he killed them to teach me a lesson. To make me sorry for what I've done... and I am sorry. Being sorry is far worse punishment than being dead, everybody dies... very few people ever feel truly sorry for the bad things they've done.

(observing Cho) Kid's a natural. Look at him. The Cho. No business like Cho business.

Patrick

Could have been worse. I could have married him.

Grace

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.