Cho: S'mores are better in a microwave. It's true.
Jane: Well, I don't even know what to say to that.

When you have a big secret, it makes you feel important.

Patrick Jane

That is a good question but I am the one asking those right now.

Patrick Jane

The things you ask people to do, it's not what I thought working for the FBI would be like, at all.

Agent Vega

Jane: You think you can keep a secret from me for that long?
Lisbon: I don't think I can, I know I can.
Jane: I admire your confidence.

A lot of people in this agency have their gunsights set on ole Bill Peterson. I need to know if you're handing them any bullets.

Bill Peterson

I don't know. She's reserved. It's the kind of quiet where maybe she could be a raging bitch or she's just shy.

Lisbon

Let me tell you something about plans, Colonel. They get in the way of instincts.

Jane

Lisbon: I told you.
Jane: Told me what?
Lisbon: You can't quit, you're having too much fun.

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck.

Jane

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.

Vega, you fall right now you're going to hit the floor.

Kimball Cho

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane