Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

Jane

Don't tell a whole lot of little lies, just one big lie is enough and everything else just stays the same.

Jane

I think we know what feels right and I think that that should be our guide.

Jane

Jane, you don't need to wait until I need to know to tell me things. Not any more.

Lisbon

Michelle Vega: Wiley told me he was a psychic
Kimball Cho: There's no such thing. Jane's just good at reading people, among other things.

It's possible I was a tad hasty but you got my ire up.

Jane

Lisbon: We should think about getting you a key to this place, don't you think?
Jane: That's a step. It would make things easier.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye and lied to me and I bought it.
Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.

You're so twisted up in your own dishonesty that you have no idea how to act like a decent human being.

Lisbon

You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you.

Lisbon

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.