The Mentalist

The Mentalist Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 23: "Strawberries & Cream"

Jane: She's just praying. She's scared and so am I. If I could find somebody to pray to then I'd probably do the same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Seriously, a man uses a bomb to rob a bank. This is baroque. Mysterious even.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Just me and my demons and their not going to hurt you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisbon: Frankly, this is less thrilling than you advertised and possibly wrong.
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Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 22: "Rhapsody in Red"

Jane: Hydrangeas don't lie. Well, if they talked they wouldn't lie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: I agreed I shouldn't help. Didn't say I wouldn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: Keep breathing. You'll be fine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cho: I used to be that kid. If I had the chance to mess with a cop I'd do it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Come on Starsky. Let's go get him. I'll drive.
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Season 3 Episode 21: "Like A Redheaded Stepchild"

Jane: Your taste for bad boys is a sad relic of your childhood mistreatment. No need to pick it back up again.
Shelly: Oh gee. Thanks for the advice Dr. Phil.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
Lisbon: God forbid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rigsby: You know that game that kids play? My dad can beat up your dad. No one ever played that with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: You've got a great skull. I've always said that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "Redacted"

Heather: I have to kill you but I'm doing it from a place of love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Griswald: Its this kind of incompetence that makes people pay me to get results.
 • Rating: Unrated

LaRoche: What about you, Mr. Jane? What dazzling insights have you gleaned?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Heather: The universe wants me to have this money.
 • Rating: Unrated

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