Dr, Montague: Did you know that California leads the nation in the number of serial killers?
Jane: Job security, at least.

Cho: So did your friend Yasmine in the back of the van know where this bracelet came from?
Suspect: That wasn't a friend. That was just a little dinner.
Cho: Weird that you dinner's name is Yasmine.

Did you know that habitual mockery is a strong indicator of depression?

Dr. Montague

Well at least you're wrong with conviction.

Jane

Jane: Your fighter looks bigger and stronger. Shouldn't he be winning?
Floyd: He's slower and dumber.

Floyd: Police, aren't you?
Jane: How did you know?
Floyd: Police and fine woman always think they got a right to be wherever their at and you ain't no fine woman

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Jane

Roxie: I meet 'em, chat 'em up and tell them about this miraculous treatment facility that changed my life.
Cho: So you underwent the treatment.
Roxie: No, tequilla's my dear friend but that doesn't mean the center didn't change my life. You should see my new Jaguar.

You called her his Ho, Ho, Ho.

Tony

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

Jane

You had her at Little Lady.

Jane

The Mentalist Season 3 Quotes

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.