Mindy: You're looking very Christmasy
Morgan: Yes I am.

I'm Mindy Lahiry M.D. you stupid bitch!

Phlebotomy gotta be a lotta blood snot and pee. My dude is premo when he's drawin that hemo, he found that vein like that fish found Nemo!

Rishi

Rapping is a hobby. Do you think I would just throw my life away simply because I'm good at naming celebrity couples?

Evan: Mindy you're a doctor do something!
Mindy: I'm a gynecologist Evan. Why don't you web design him back to life!

Why do u need a bunk bed? Are you trying to lure Marines in here so you can hook up with them?

Danny

This house, not equipped for kids alright? I eat cereal out of wine glasses.

Old guys think I have sassy mouth.

Mindy: Why do you have a mannequin head and Bossypants in here?
Morgan: I wated to see how Tina Fey could juggle it all.

Danny: You're the lady that says she'll have what she's having.
Mindy: I'm Rob Reiner's mother?

Wouldn't Prince Harry's Instagram be so good?

To show my gratitude for this kindness, we can choose any city of the Real Housewives to watch.

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel