Favorite The Mindy Project Quotes
I'm not jealous of a guy who wears boot cut jeans ok?
Jamie
Danny: Maybe you should leave the marketing strategy to partners a little less cloaked in shame. You know, the taxi video.
Jeremy: Mindy, you know, don't dwell on the past. Just focus on trying to make the future less disastrous.
Is it offensive to say that I only trust an older white man to give me the news?
Beverly
Brendan: Mindy why aren't you answering my texts?
Mindy: Because you're a dick.
Did you ever get your period? That was a big thing the last time we talked.
Sam
You already call a wallet a billfold, you're gonna be a dad.
I would rather take my MCAT again than watch Caddyshack.
I'm not a drug addict and who serves wine at an intervention?
Danny
Hey guys, can I trade you? Because that woman just asked to buy my penis.
Danny
Are you talking to God behind my back?
I cannot believe I considered converting to Christianity without thinking of the whole jewelry angle.
Jeremy: What happened to the photo of your father?
Danny: That was my mother man!
