The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 6 Episode 19: "New Leads"

Michael: Make friends first. Make sales second. Make love third. In no particular order.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dwight: I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phyllis: If they don't like it then they can leave - I mean, a lot of their work can be done in India.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Well, the acorn becomes the oak.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You are all successories!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Having a baby is exhausting - having two babies, now that's just mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Today we are all kings and queens.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes - all of them together. It's a conspiracy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Salesman is king. As the best salesman I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Okay - Dwight out!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: First up - the Lost and Found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please try and not loose anything until we find it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"

Dwight: What the hell is this? This is not Megadesk.
Jim: Oh! No, it's not. They call it Quad-desk.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.
Jim: Oh my God. We're gonna have to rename it then aren't we.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre, I dunno, there is a chance, yes. I'll tell you what I love my job. But Jo, wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? I spent all day trying to make her like me that I forgot to ask myself something, do I even like her! As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry be happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: How late are we gonna work tonight?
Gabe: You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here to midnight, sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.
Michael: Why does she do that. Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is.
Gabe: Yeah, that'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend! I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But, uh, I'm young. Right? "I will date when I'm dead!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Just because Jo, has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar, has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite "The Office" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!