Angela: You embarrassed me earlier.
Erin: Take it up with the chief of police.
Angela: Do you think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Erin: I want to think about it just thinking about it!
Angela: You are throwing up for the wrong reasons.

I should probably get involved in this, but I think my energy is better spent on the Cookie Monster issue.

Gabe

C is for Suspension!

Kevin

Kelly: [imitating Cookie Monster] My name is Kevin I'm an accountant. See? I did the voice!
Ryan: It's a little derivative.
Kelly: But parody's always derivative.
Ryan: It's not organic. Do you know what I mean?

Jim: What's up?
Dwight: Milk is coming in, she's getting uncomfortable.
Jim: Dwight, don't be gross.
Pam: No, no he's right.
Dwight: Same things happens to my cows if I don't tend them frequently enough. You gotta milk 'em. Or else they'll moo like crazy.

Did you have a... did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch.

Michael

And then, my last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full-time Taco Bell and... I dunno. I couldn't keep up.

Erin

Erin: I, was thinking it would be fun to talk on the way over. What decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?
Michael Scott: I dunno.
Erin: I would choose the 1490s.
Michael: Ah!...
Erin: Because America was discovered.
Michael: Right...

Gabe: This is violent and offensive.
Kevin: Thank you. It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.
Gabe: It's awful [offers a tissue]
Kevin: I'm not crying.
Gabe: There's food on your face.

It's Secretary's Day. And, it is Erin and mine's three week anniversary. So, perfect storm! For a romantic gesture. Wanted the whole office to remember it's Secretary's Day. I sent an email blast, a text blast. A good old fashioned talk blast. I sent a snail mail blast a week ago. And, a stern reminder via fax at seven o'clock this morning. So people better step up. And appreciate the crap out of Erin. I do. If it wasn't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a step-mom.

Andy

Dwight: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please.
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day!

I liked April when I was 7.

Erin
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The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight

Hi I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning.

Michael
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